Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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