brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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