Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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