I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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