I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so let's talk penis.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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