love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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