my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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