is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i think im in europe. pls send help
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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