Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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