She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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