What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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