I must be too annoying 4 u.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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