why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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