White coat. Heels.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Can I color on your dick again?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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