Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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