Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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