He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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