i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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