just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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