i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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