Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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