Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Houston, we have a blender
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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