Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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