he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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