but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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