I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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