Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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