just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
