Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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