i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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