happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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