i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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