You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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