We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
