Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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