She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
im holly from the hills drunk
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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