May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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