You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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