normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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