I think i sorta joined a cult last night
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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