YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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