everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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