3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
send nudes
from the living room?
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