well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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