i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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