So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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