So drunk its hurt
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
