Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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