it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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