I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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