idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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