So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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