suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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