I don't think brook has ever known best
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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