It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I am mentally ready for anal.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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