Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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