there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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