Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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