This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
